imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"
I had a really small period and I was like “maybe I just miscarried a tiny fetus” and then I realized I haven’t had sex since Columbus landed in the Americas
I realize this sounds like I fucked Columbus. I want to clarify. Just so there’s no confusion, I did. I did fuck Columbus.
If you see something like this, DO NOT CALL AN EXTERMINATOR!
Call a beekeeper, they can relocate the hive instead of killing them. Bees are dying at an alarming rate, please do not contribute to that! They are so important for our ecosystem!
yo fuck this i aint gonna call no beekeeper i’m moving before i’m dead
I’m going to call an exterminator so the exterminator can kill them. I’ll be able to sleep at night knowing that there are less bees in the world.
No bees = no food.
No food = no life.
Congratulations on destroying the world.
Because you seem to not understand that bees pollinate flowers and literally bees are the reason we have food.
Free honey supply…? Heh heh?
it’s actually disgusting that some people think it’s ok to kill a load of innocent and endangered animals just because they’re scared of them
fuck the whole ecosystem thing
how about not killing them just because they’re living creatures and having just as much right to live on this planet as us
What is this shit. Pidgeot and Hoothoot are not pure-Normal.
Yes, let’s let the kids play with the ball of volatile toxic gas
child stars :/
No shit. I don’t know why this is hard for some to understand. Hearing people go on and on about how they love smoking hookah while turning their nose up at cigarette smokers is so irritating. It isn’t any better!
“To the people clinging to the notion that female-led pictures are a niche genre, people see them! They make money! The world is round, people!” - Cate Blanchett